The Adoulin Examiner is a cutting-edge newspaper/newsletter that creates a XXX critique of the continent's colonization.

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To wit, this incredible issue tells the tale of a figure famous among the pioneers, kupo!

Who could it be?

Newsman Skeptical Owl notably notates that should you never care to uncurl a copy of this communique ever again, this is the one to read!

It makes me want to read it, too, kupo!

Read on for a detailed description of this most mysterious man.