An absolutely titillataruing morning to you, straight from Konana of Windurst's Tarutaru Times!
How've your adventures been treating you?

I know, I know, I'm a bit more sprightaruly than usual, but that's neither here nor there.

We're in trouble-wouble and I need everyone's help!

It's those darned fluffball moogle-woogles!
With all those notches in your beltaru, you've surely stumbled across their Buffalo Bonanza Ranch.

You know, the one where they keep all the buffaloes they catch-watch up north?
They usually rentaru them out for all manner of festivals, rodeos, and what-have-you, and recently they've been expanding to other animals. On the surface, they seem to be expanding and all looks hunky-dory, but if they were any more in the red-wed I'd need to call a white mage to wipe up the mess.

Isn't that positively scandalous-wandalous?

So we decided to send-wend in some of our top reporters to do an undercover investigation. With the Blazing Buffaloes eventaru set to get started in a few short winks, I feel it's the perfect time to expose the operation for the shame it is!

If that doesn't whetaru your appetite for the truth, I don't know what will!

Read this Tarutaru Times exclusive report, written by a certain undercover freelance writer on the Buffalo Bonanza Ranch, here.