Greetings and salutations-wations! Konana here from the Tarutaru Times.

Summer has truly galloped by in a cloud of dust-aru. I hope this missive finds you all in perfect health-wealth!

Also, good news, everyone! Your ever-diligent Konana may be up for promotion soon.

That's rightaru! If my next story-wory goes well, you may soon be reading the excellent words of none other than Konana, Resident Assistant Regional Managing Editor-in-Chief of the Tarutaru Times!
"Resident...Managing...Chief..." I love the sound of that.

With that in mind, you can rest assured that I've had all the underlings work extra hard on this story-wory.

Believe me folks, you can't miss this special scoop-woop. We have received a cutting-edge Tarutaru Times-exclusive rumor that the beloved Buffalo Bonanza Ranch may be facing bankruptcy!

That's rightaru, you heard it here first, folks! As the ranch gears up for another busy Blazing Buffaloes season, financial trouble-wouble appears to be brewing on the horizon.

But rest assured. Thanks to my in-depth investigation, we feel confident to reportaru that this year's Blazing Buffaloes will be held at the B.B. Ranch as planned.

Break out your long lassos and silver spurs, this year's festival-westival is right around the corner!

With out further ado, here is our special reportaru from Blazing Buffalo Ranch.

By Konana, Part-time Assistant Regional Managing Editor, Tarutaru Times